I'm really in extreme pain
and anguish over the state of our nation
Stated senator McCain

I know just what to do
I'll tax your health care
and take it away from you

I'll keep our troops in harms way
and fight for big oil
so in Iraq we will stay

I'll cut you taxes if you are rich
and if you aren't
leave you homeless in a ditch

I will give relief to the ceo's of the world
because Reagan said trickle down
was why our flag unfurled

but if you need someone to fight
for you as you starve and struggle
in poverty and suffer your poor plight

Then I'm the man who really cares
because Obama hung out
with a washed up terrorist named Bill Aires

Even though Mr. Annenberg  hired the man
to help out his foundation
and carry out his bigger plan

I'll pick my VP
so it speaks to those
who support Hillary

I'll not think it through
because I know that in the end
I'm way smarter than you

She will say
I have been cleared
and I'm on my way

Even though the folks in her state
have said she broke the law
it's not up for debate

I'm happy to be cleared
and our base is grateful
that Fox news says "It was not as we feared"

So vote for us in the end
and to you we will be
a burden and not a friend!!

Senator John McCain
as penned by
David Cox 10-16-2008